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Life was not always as it is today.

On a warm spring day in 59 AD, the  cobblestone streets of Rome were filled with the wailing cries of poor bambini.  Ever since that fateful day, children the world over have been robbed of the  pure joy of RUNNING WITH SCISSORS.

These days, thanks to clumsy little  Antonio, every time a kid picks up scissors and gets a gleam in their eye, some  mom shouts, "Operor non vado velox per forfex!" "NO RUNNING WITH  SCISSORS!"

In those days, the invention of scissors had quickly given  birth to the pure, exhilarating sport of RUNNING WITH SCISSORS. For obvious  reasons, it was selected as a trial Olympic sport. One day the sensation was  sweeping the globe, the next it was squashed by the moms. Little Antonio went  down in
history as the first and last gruesome death caused by running with  scissors. For over 100 generations and in over 400 languages the phrase "Don't  run with scissors" has completely dominated the landscape and eliminated the  once pure joy of the sport. This travesty has led to an endless chain of  maladies, injustices, and even drugs invented to take the
place of RUNNING  WITH SCISSORS. 

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Now, for the first time in nearly 2,000 years you can  experience the joy of safe,                                              free-wheeling, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!

Thanks  to the rapid advancement of mobile technology and the creative team at New  Potato, this innovative application now makes it completely safe for children  (not yet approved for adults!) to RUN WITH SCISSORS! As the world rediscovers  this joy and regains its once lost skill, this sport will once
again dominate  the Olympic scene.

This experiment in entertainment will measure your  unbridled enthusiasm, tenacity, and raw energy as you compete for the highest  score!

Pick it up and "Run With It!" Good Luck!!!
 

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